PEORIA, IL—While celebrating Mother’s Day today, local woman and mother of two Ellen Taylor, 38, was reportedly served breakfast in bed by her children mere minutes after being voraciously eaten out by her husband.
LOL. Good Mother’s Day, eh? ;D Read the rest - some great phrasing in there.
“And who knows whether the new flowers I dream of
Will find in this earth washed bare like the strand,
The mystic ailment that would give them vigor?”—Charles Bauderlaire, from L’Ennemi (The Enemy). Translated by William Aggeler. (via indigenousdialogues)